21st of August 2005

I've been a little disappointed so far with America, it has been as violent or as fun as what everyone else says it is. Its pretty much the same as anywhere else, except for the obviouse fact that they drive on the wrong side, still use Imperial, and speak like retards. But the thing i've been most disappointed with is my dorm, held high with an untouchable reputation of murder-suicides and drug related incidents i thought i'd be walking into some gangster movie where my room mate would just die leaving me with just myself to a room for the rest of the year instead of having to share. But so far its been pretty disappointing, no ones died, no ones been dragged out by police and in the most part all i see are doting parents carting up the 4 flights of stairs tv's, fridges, and x-boxs for their kids. Sometims i wonder if this is actully university or kindergarten. But today i've been made happy, or in some sense felt a little bit of satisfcation. Take note though, its not that much of a satisfcation, but at least its a step towards what i was expecting from this place.

For those who i've told this to before, here it is again, the Phantom Shitter has struck. And for the most part its actully more disgusting than satisfaying, but its been a boring week. Back to it, he struck again, and managed to take a dump in every single toilet on the floor. Truely amazing stuff, how one man can have that much shit god only knows. But yes, funny shit all this...haha i made a funny, yes i'm a funny guy.

On a side note, i swear to god, its like i'm living in a Top Gun movie. Everyone just walks around half naked and slaps each other on the arse and play volly ball in their jocks listerning to that shitty theme song from Top Gun. They take this greek culture shit a little far here really.