23rd of August 2005 - My New Loft

I am lofted! It took a while but i am now elevated to a high level than all the other poor saps who are still living like fools. What i mean to say is that today i got my loft, and though my room mate also got a loft with me, my loft is better. Why? because while he tried to carry his in parts back to our room, i claimed disablity and got some random guys to help out the poor little asian kid with whatever disease. More why? i built mine frist and thats al that matters. Oh and i wasnt dumb enough to drop a cup of juice from my loft down onto my desk. I tell you the explosion of fruit beverage over his laptop, mouse, speakers, clock, letters, and text books was fucking hillariouse, and the 2omin afterwards which he ran around trying to clean up the mess, even better.